Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
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True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
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He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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