I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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