Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
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Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
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I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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