I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
party gras won. party gras always wins.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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