Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
smell my finger.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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