Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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