What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
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I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
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I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Help. Why am I so naked?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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