i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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