O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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