Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
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2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
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Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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