im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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