Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
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What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
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ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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