i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
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She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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