I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Randomize