Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
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Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
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he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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