You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
The ass gains better be worth it
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