Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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