That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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