i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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