Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Please don't give away my fajitas
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
