I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
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Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
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Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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