i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
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Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
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I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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