He disabled his match.com account in front of me
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
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If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
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So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
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