It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
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hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
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The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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