So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
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I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
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You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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