The maid of honor just puked.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
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wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
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Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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