Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
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We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
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sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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