i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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