they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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