when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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