There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
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