it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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