Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
