I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
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I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
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I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.