Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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