new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
