I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
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and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
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Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
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