drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
You can't special order awesome
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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