Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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