he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
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So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
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Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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