what if I'm pregnant?
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This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
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I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
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Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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