we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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