Where did you get a picture of my penis
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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