school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
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i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
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Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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