i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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