Christians are straight up FREAKS
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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