It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
