Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
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The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
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You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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