He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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