as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
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no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
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Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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