There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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