Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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