I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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