Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Randomize
