check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
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Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
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If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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